Alright, so I am obviously having problems lately.
First, all my fortunes get thrown away! And the second, I open a fortune cookie and it doesn't even have a fortune!!!
I do not have any luck... So now I am opening a new cookie...
"Ask Your Mom."
No joke. That is seriously what it says. Wow, that is AMAZING! (Still NOT a fortune... I am telling you, I will never ever get one)
Alright, so I think that this fortune means that you should ask your mom. It is pretty self-explanatory! What I would like to know is: Ask your mom what? Is there something specific that I am supposed to ask? I really don't know.
Ask your mom if she went to college...
Okay, just ask your mom whatever you like!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Jan 20 Fortune
Okay, so the jar that had all my fortunes in it has been emptied! As in SOMEONE THREW THEM AWAY!!!
So there will not be a fortune today unless I remember one off the top of my head... hmmm... let me think...
Okay, I got nothing. So I will probably go to Panda Express (oh YUM) tonight or somewhere with fortunes.
("I am spitting angry!" - from the movie Kicking and Screaming)
So there will not be a fortune today unless I remember one off the top of my head... hmmm... let me think...
Okay, I got nothing. So I will probably go to Panda Express (oh YUM) tonight or somewhere with fortunes.
("I am spitting angry!" - from the movie Kicking and Screaming)
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Fortune Januray 9
"Smile. People will wonder what you've been up to."
:D I like this one (it's still not a fortune... will I ever get one?).
Ok, well whenever I ask my little brother if he did something (something he wasn't suppossed to) he just smiles at me and it makes me wonder... what has he been up to?
This is pretty much the same thing. This is kind of a weird one though because...
if you just smile because you want to then people will think you've been up to something, but if you smile because you've been up to something then they don't know and they just smile back. Then the something that you've been up to isn't even a something that's worth smiling over....
I'm confused.
(By the way, this one isn't really a fortune. I got it from that Dove chocolate wrapper and it's almost the same thing so I used it)
:D I like this one (it's still not a fortune... will I ever get one?).
Ok, well whenever I ask my little brother if he did something (something he wasn't suppossed to) he just smiles at me and it makes me wonder... what has he been up to?
This is pretty much the same thing. This is kind of a weird one though because...
if you just smile because you want to then people will think you've been up to something, but if you smile because you've been up to something then they don't know and they just smile back. Then the something that you've been up to isn't even a something that's worth smiling over....
I'm confused.
(By the way, this one isn't really a fortune. I got it from that Dove chocolate wrapper and it's almost the same thing so I used it)
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Fortune Cookie Dec 11
"Get away from home to restore your energy."
Okay... I have no clue what this means but again, this is not a fortune. I dont think I'll ever get a REAL fortune.
Anway, hmmm, get away from home which roughly translates: Leave.
To restore your energy: Excercise.
Ok, now i get it, You calling me fat? No just kidding.
Leave and you'll get your excercise. Does that mean leave your house, walk away and your sure to burn more calories? I dont think so. Maybe... get away from home, try new things and your sure to restore your happiness.
What a great fortune...
Yeah right!
P.S. I still dont get it.
Make what you want of it...
Okay... I have no clue what this means but again, this is not a fortune. I dont think I'll ever get a REAL fortune.
Anway, hmmm, get away from home which roughly translates: Leave.
To restore your energy: Excercise.
Ok, now i get it, You calling me fat? No just kidding.
Leave and you'll get your excercise. Does that mean leave your house, walk away and your sure to burn more calories? I dont think so. Maybe... get away from home, try new things and your sure to restore your happiness.
What a great fortune...
Yeah right!
P.S. I still dont get it.
Make what you want of it...
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Fortune Cookie Nov 25
You are often unaware of the affect you have on other people. - Panda Express, Desert Ridge
I remember thinking this is a dumb fortune... I remember once when I opened a fortue cookie, It said "Buy a yellow Porsche."
What kind of fotune is that?! That is not even a fortune, its a command! But anyway, I guess one way this fortune can be interpreted is that you are who you are and some people admire you. Or it could mean you are crazy and you act stupid and you are unaware that people are watching! I know thats happened to everyone before! Some affect!
I remember thinking this is a dumb fortune... I remember once when I opened a fortue cookie, It said "Buy a yellow Porsche."
What kind of fotune is that?! That is not even a fortune, its a command! But anyway, I guess one way this fortune can be interpreted is that you are who you are and some people admire you. Or it could mean you are crazy and you act stupid and you are unaware that people are watching! I know thats happened to everyone before! Some affect!
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