Fortune Cookie Dec 11

"Get away from home to restore your energy."

Okay... I have no clue what this means but again, this is not a fortune. I dont think I'll ever get a REAL fortune.
Anway, hmmm, get away from home which roughly translates: Leave.
To restore your energy: Excercise.

Ok, now i get it, You calling me fat? No just kidding.
Leave and you'll get your excercise. Does that mean leave your house, walk away and your sure to burn more calories? I dont think so. Maybe... get away from home, try new things and your sure to restore your happiness.

What a great fortune...
Yeah right!

P.S. I still dont get it.
Make what you want of it...

Fortune Cookie Nov 25

You are often unaware of the affect you have on other people. - Panda Express, Desert Ridge

I remember thinking this is a dumb fortune... I remember once when I opened a fortue cookie, It said "Buy a yellow Porsche."
What kind of fotune is that?! That is not even a fortune, its a command! But anyway, I guess one way this fortune can be interpreted is that you are who you are and some people admire you. Or it could mean you are crazy and you act stupid and you are unaware that people are watching! I know thats happened to everyone before! Some affect!