January 29 Fortune

Alright, so I am obviously having problems lately.

First, all my fortunes get thrown away! And the second, I open a fortune cookie and it doesn't even have a fortune!!!
I do not have any luck... So now I am opening a new cookie...

"Ask Your Mom."

No joke. That is seriously what it says. Wow, that is AMAZING! (Still NOT a fortune... I am telling you, I will never ever get one)

Alright, so I think that this fortune means that you should ask your mom. It is pretty self-explanatory! What I would like to know is: Ask your mom what? Is there something specific that I am supposed to ask? I really don't know.
Ask your mom if she went to college...

Okay, just ask your mom whatever you like!

Jan 20 Fortune

Okay, so the jar that had all my fortunes in it has been emptied! As in SOMEONE THREW THEM AWAY!!!
So there will not be a fortune today unless I remember one off the top of my head... hmmm... let me think...

Okay, I got nothing. So I will probably go to Panda Express (oh YUM) tonight or somewhere with fortunes.


("I am spitting angry!" - from the movie Kicking and Screaming)

Fortune Januray 9

"Smile. People will wonder what you've been up to."

:D I like this one (it's still not a fortune... will I ever get one?).
Ok, well whenever I ask my little brother if he did something (something he wasn't suppossed to) he just smiles at me and it makes me wonder... what has he been up to?

This is pretty much the same thing. This is kind of a weird one though because...
if you just smile because you want to then people will think you've been up to something, but if you smile because you've been up to something then they don't know and they just smile back. Then the something that you've been up to isn't even a something that's worth smiling over....

I'm confused.


(By the way, this one isn't really a fortune. I got it from that Dove chocolate wrapper and it's almost the same thing so I used it)