Fortune Januray 9

"Smile. People will wonder what you've been up to."

:D I like this one (it's still not a fortune... will I ever get one?).
Ok, well whenever I ask my little brother if he did something (something he wasn't suppossed to) he just smiles at me and it makes me wonder... what has he been up to?

This is pretty much the same thing. This is kind of a weird one though because...
if you just smile because you want to then people will think you've been up to something, but if you smile because you've been up to something then they don't know and they just smile back. Then the something that you've been up to isn't even a something that's worth smiling over....

I'm confused.


(By the way, this one isn't really a fortune. I got it from that Dove chocolate wrapper and it's almost the same thing so I used it)

Fortune Cookie Dec 11

"Get away from home to restore your energy."

Okay... I have no clue what this means but again, this is not a fortune. I dont think I'll ever get a REAL fortune.
Anway, hmmm, get away from home which roughly translates: Leave.
To restore your energy: Excercise.

Ok, now i get it, You calling me fat? No just kidding.
Leave and you'll get your excercise. Does that mean leave your house, walk away and your sure to burn more calories? I dont think so. Maybe... get away from home, try new things and your sure to restore your happiness.

What a great fortune...
Yeah right!

P.S. I still dont get it.
Make what you want of it...