Hey. I haven't written in a while. Sorry about that. I was just about to write when I lost my fortune. Haha
When I find it, I will write... promise.

April 8 2008 FORTUNE

I am back. I just wanted to say that if you are planning to go out to a chinese restaurant then let me know.

my cell is 480 6- wait i forgot. I am not supposed to give my phone numbers out to strangers. duh.

well it was worth a try.

April 8 2008 FORTUNE

"Now is the time to enjoy trying something new."

Are you saying that i am boring???
If there anything that i am NOT then its boring. I am plenty interesting... ask my family.

So maybe this means WHAT IT SAYS!

okay so go out and try something new.

did it work? wait, whats supposed to happen?
Well it doesn't say.

This fortune is a waste of time!! Although I do like new things...

Just.... just... ASK YOUR MOM!

January 29 Fortune

Alright, so I am obviously having problems lately.

First, all my fortunes get thrown away! And the second, I open a fortune cookie and it doesn't even have a fortune!!!
I do not have any luck... So now I am opening a new cookie...

"Ask Your Mom."

No joke. That is seriously what it says. Wow, that is AMAZING! (Still NOT a fortune... I am telling you, I will never ever get one)

Alright, so I think that this fortune means that you should ask your mom. It is pretty self-explanatory! What I would like to know is: Ask your mom what? Is there something specific that I am supposed to ask? I really don't know.
Ask your mom if she went to college...

Okay, just ask your mom whatever you like!

Jan 20 Fortune

Okay, so the jar that had all my fortunes in it has been emptied! As in SOMEONE THREW THEM AWAY!!!
So there will not be a fortune today unless I remember one off the top of my head... hmmm... let me think...

Okay, I got nothing. So I will probably go to Panda Express (oh YUM) tonight or somewhere with fortunes.


("I am spitting angry!" - from the movie Kicking and Screaming)

Fortune Januray 9

"Smile. People will wonder what you've been up to."

:D I like this one (it's still not a fortune... will I ever get one?).
Ok, well whenever I ask my little brother if he did something (something he wasn't suppossed to) he just smiles at me and it makes me wonder... what has he been up to?

This is pretty much the same thing. This is kind of a weird one though because...
if you just smile because you want to then people will think you've been up to something, but if you smile because you've been up to something then they don't know and they just smile back. Then the something that you've been up to isn't even a something that's worth smiling over....

I'm confused.


(By the way, this one isn't really a fortune. I got it from that Dove chocolate wrapper and it's almost the same thing so I used it)

Fortune Cookie Dec 11

"Get away from home to restore your energy."

Okay... I have no clue what this means but again, this is not a fortune. I dont think I'll ever get a REAL fortune.
Anway, hmmm, get away from home which roughly translates: Leave.
To restore your energy: Excercise.

Ok, now i get it, You calling me fat? No just kidding.
Leave and you'll get your excercise. Does that mean leave your house, walk away and your sure to burn more calories? I dont think so. Maybe... get away from home, try new things and your sure to restore your happiness.

What a great fortune...
Yeah right!

P.S. I still dont get it.
Make what you want of it...